candidcatharsis:

it’s a bird

it’s a plane

it’s

the entire fucking population of heaven

wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[aggressively cares about you but still treats you like an asshole]

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage